The Republic of Squatch Chaser is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working population of 569 million Squatch Chaserians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The Squatch Chaserian economy, worth 27.7 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,613 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squatch Chaser's national animal is the elephant.

Squatch Chaser is ranked 169,174^th in the world and 6,837^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.